If you haven't added the Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS) to your daily entertainment reading, may I urge you to do so. It always provides the right laugh I need even though things are going crazy around me - in my little world and the Big World. Today's entry concerning the Swine Flu is so hilarious, I must share it (Bruno is J.Napolitano):
New Name, Same Sickening Feeling
Bruno, our DHS secretary, just stuck his head into the Oval to say that he had solved the Swine Flu epidemic. In fact, Swine Flu no longer exists ... because he and his branding specialists, who are still under contract at Homeland, renamed it. From now on, all government officials will refer to the pandemic as a "Porcine-induced Disaster."Now some of you will scoff at this, but keep in mind the next best suggestions came from Joe Biden. In a speech tonight, he wanted to call the Porcine-induced Disasters either "The Squeeler from Tequiler" or "Montezuma's Revenge Part Dos."
Sure, I had a LONG day at work but I still think I would have laughed at this if the day didn't make me delirious.
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I am a coffee addict. I stop at Starbucks twice a day and can't live without my Espresso Macchiato. I have nerd-like tendencies. I am working on my 2nd Masters Degree not to mention the many books I read about almost everything. I am a political junkie. I listen to FoxNews everyday all day (thanks to XM Radio) and read National Review Online often. Thank God for realclearpolitics.com this election season! I love to cook which soothes my love for eating. I will try to cook most anything at least once and can't get enough of Rachael Ray's many cookbooks. I own them all. YUM-O! I am a running fool these days. I am always training for half marathons.
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In light of the blogosphere as we know it, it seems I had to join the crowd. Of course, most of the people important in my life do not live nearby. This is a perfect opportunity to keep in touch (in addition to the random phone calls, of course). Read on and try to keep up!
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Thought you would appreciate this....the guy that owns Scott's company is close friends with George W. Well....he is coming to speak to Scott's office the week after next and he will get to meet him! How cool is that :)
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